sec media days day 1: foreplay edition

let the foreplay begin. today is the day that my mistress (sec football) and i start to get a little touchy-feely in preparation for our 4 month roll in the hay. sec media days kicks off today from the wynfrey hotel in birmingham. things we will learn today: how many times will tebow invoke the lord? how many cliches can urban meyer sling? what kind of checks will the big white hat's mouth write? and will sly croom serenade us with any barry white tunes? you can check out the full 3 day schedule here. what i find humorous while checking out the schedule is the fact that it appears that they made a genuine effort to evenly distribute the crazy over the three day event. here is today's schedule:

florida - 1:10-3:10
-urban meyer
-qb tim tebow
-ol phil rautwein

mississippi state - 1:10-3:10
-sly croom
-qb wesley carroll
-lb jamar chaney

lsu - 3:10-5:10
-les miles
-ol brett helms
-de tyson jackson

vanderbilt - 3:10-5:10
-bobby johnson
-db reshard langford
-wr george smith

practicing the bullshit they're gonna sling